prostitutionhoe:

So nasty and so rude.











juliadon:

Damn






"My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN."
-Anonymous





tan-the-man:

themajesticalnarwhal:

He looks so strange without the mustache. 

You mean damn fine.

i tell everyone that he’s hot and no one believes me











same as in you’ve been told this or same you’d say this to me? cuz i’m fine with both






i do enjoy greek mythology






i’m picturing your laugh when you find something really funny on tumblr for ten minutes






steviepsyclone:

borntobl0g:

this guy on grindr just told me that my ass is the sun, he is apollo, and he’s gonna ram his chariot into me

HE BETTER SPIT THAT GAME

i am GAGGING hunty






this guy on grindr just told me that my ass is the sun, he is apollo, and he’s gonna ram his chariot into me.






themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto











Chanel Spring/Summer 1993 brief photographed by Steven Meisel 






"I asked all of the gay male students in the room to raise their hand if in the past week they touched a woman’s body without her consent. After a moment of hesitation, all of the hands of the gay men in the room went up. I then asked the same gay men to raise their hand if in the past week they offered a woman unsolicited advice about how to “improve” her body or her fashion. Once again, after a moment of hesitation, all of the hands in the room went up.

These questions came after a brief exploration of gay men’s relationship to American fashion and women’s bodies. That dialogue included recognizing that gay men in the United States are often hailed as the experts of women’s fashion and by proxy women’s bodies. In addition to this there is a dominant logic that suggests that because gay men have no conscious desire to be sexually intimate with women, our uninvited touching and groping (physical assault) is benign."
- Gay Men’s Sexism and Women’s Bodies by Yolo Akili (via plightofthepretty)